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“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I can.”
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“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.”
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“What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can’t claim salvation. Baptizing him in water will not settle the trouble, unless you keep him under.”
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“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I cross it as often as I can.”
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“I believe if I had a house in hell and a house in St. George, I'd rent out the one in St. George and live in hell. I really would.”
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tags: humor
“I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth the Lord won't force you to remain with them in heaven.”
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“Cut me off from the Church? They can't do that! I repent do damn fast!”
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“Some people say a person receives a position in this church through revelation, and others say they get it through inspiration, but I say they get it through relation. If I hadn't been related to Heber C. Kimball I wouldn't have been a damn thing in this church.”
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“Well, I've almost got the problem licked. I'm eighty now, and in a few more years, I think I'll have it completely under control. (referring to his love of coffee)”
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