quotes by Carolyn Mackler
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"The Fat Girl Code of Conduct:
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. "
— Carolyn Mackler (The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things)
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. "
— Carolyn Mackler (The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things)
""And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms."
"What'd they say?"
"Over their dead bodies."
"What did you say?"
"I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.""
— Carolyn Mackler
"What'd they say?"
"Over their dead bodies."
"What did you say?"
"I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.""
— Carolyn Mackler
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