quotes by Ann Coulter

"When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the New York Times"
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true."
— Ann Coulter (Godless: The Church of Liberalism)

"We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States."
— Ann Coulter

"As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve?"
— Ann Coulter (Godless: The Church of Liberalism)

"The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion 'safe, legal and rare.' The most effective way to make something 'rare' is to make it illegal."
— Ann Coulter (How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter)

"From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?"
— Ann Coulter

"I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"Once man's connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere."
— Ann Coulter

"As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal."
— Ann Coulter (If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans)

"I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. "
— Ann Coulter

"Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. "
— Ann Coulter