quotes by Phyllis Diller

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
— Phyllis Diller

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
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— Phyllis Diller

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
— Phyllis Diller

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them."
— Phyllis Diller

"Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take
the chance!


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— Phyllis Diller

"we spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up."
— Phyllis Diller

"I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard."
— Phyllis Diller

"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run."
— Phyllis Diller

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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— Phyllis Diller

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
— Phyllis Diller

"Cleaning you house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
— Phyllis Diller

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight"
— Phyllis Diller

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. "
— Phyllis Diller