quotes by Mae West
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
humor,
temptation
1,009 people liked it
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
evil,
temptation
446 people liked it
"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
women
429 people liked it
"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
humor
374 people liked it
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. "
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
surprise
147 people liked it
"Its not the men in your life that matters, its the life in your men."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful! "
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
marriage
82 people liked it
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. "
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I use to be Snow White, but I drifted."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else"
— Mae West
— Mae West
tags:
rabp
46 people liked it
"Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
— Mae West
— Mae West
""When I am good...I am very, very good!
But when I am bad...honey, I am better!"
— Mae West (Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It)
But when I am bad...honey, I am better!"
— Mae West (Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It)
"JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it."
— Mae West
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it."
— Mae West
"Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before"
— Mae West
— Mae West
"If you want me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."
— Mae West
— Mae West
"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."
— Mae West
— Mae West
" I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."
— Mae West
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