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“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? ”
― Mae West
― Mae West
“JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.”
― Mae West
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.”
― Mae West
“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.”
― Mae West
― Mae West
