quotes by Brandon Mull

"Drink the milk."
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Book 1))

"Hello," Newel said. "Look, Doren, we have visitors. Kendra, Seth, and ... Muriel's weirdo puppet."....Newel grabbed Seth's hand and shook it vigorously. "Congratulations. You just found yourself a secret entrance."
"So seriously," Doren said. "What's with the puppet?"
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star (Book 2))

"FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone."
— Brandon Mull

"I like pancakes."
— Brandon Mull

"ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

"We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our behavior doesn't always reflect our beliefs. ... We wage war between the person we are and the person we hope to become."
— Brandon Mull

"“There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated.
“You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

""Then I'm going?" Kendra asked.
The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding.
"Then we only have one more problem left to discuss," Seth said.
Everyone turned to him.
"How do I get invited "
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven: Grip of the Shadow Plague (Book 3))

"“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.
“I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.
"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

"“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.
“Does your mother call you Pigeon?”
“No.”
“Then to me you are Paul.”
...
“Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read.
“My mother never calls me Nathan.”
“Is it Nate?”
“She calls me Honeylips.”
"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

"“Are you her boyfriend?”
...
“No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.
“We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.
“Our wedding isn’t until March.”
"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

"“Hard to call it a party without sardines.”"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)

"Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards."
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star (Book 2))

"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others."
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Book 1))

""break the rules pay the price""
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Book 1))

"The curse of mortality. You spend the first portion of your life learning, growing stronger, more capable. And then, through no fault of your own, your body begins to fail. You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison."
— Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Book 1))

"ROOBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!"
— Brandon Mull (The Candy Shop War)