"Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks. "
— David Wellington (99 Coffins: A Historical Vampire Tale)

""I will not negotiate with the undead!"
— David Wellington (Monster Island)

"A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms."
— David Wellington (Monster Nation)