Brian K. Vaughan > Quotes

“Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures...but let's try to have some fun along the way.”
― Brian K. Vaughan

“How is it possible that our parents lied to us?"

"Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that..."

"Everythings going to be alright.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Runaways, Vol. 1: Pride and Joy

“No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all that comes to an end. And then, Remo Williams, is when the adventure begins.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man, Vol. 10: Whys and Wherefores

“Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over.
Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group?
Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.”
― Brian K. Vaughan

“Rock beats scissors, bitch.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man, Vol. 5: Ring of Truth

“Okay, is anyone else worried that some of the fruit didn't fall far enough away from the tree?”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Runaways Volume 1: Pride & Joy

“I'm not afraid of the world. I'm afraid of a world without you.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man, Vol. 1: Unmanned

“Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man - Deluxe Edition Book Five

“Victor: You guys have some kind of rallying cry? You know, "Avengers assemble?" "It's clobberin' time?" "Hulk smash?"
Nico: "Try not to die.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Runaways Deluxe Vol. 2

“Gert: What... what just happened?
Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!
Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.
Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Runaways Deluxe Vol. 2

“Childbirth has always been a dangerous undertaking, but at least I've managed to eliminate the most painful part of the process.
What's that? Sex?
Love.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man - The Deluxe Edition Book Four

“Dr. Ming, the woman I loved, died in my arms just a few days after my wife arrived. It reminded me what cruel creature men are.
Our bodies tell us to love so many, but there's room in our hearts for so few. We're impossibly flawed animals aren't we?”
― Brian K. Vaughan