quotes by Jeff Kinney

"monkeys cant talk, stupid!"
— Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules)

""I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.""
— Jeff Kinney

""I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
— Jeff Kinney

"First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it."
— Jeff Kinney

"Loded Diaper"
— Jeff Kinney

""Zoo-Wee Mama!""
— Jeff Kinney