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"I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,"
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
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"Monkeys can't talk, stupid!"
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules)
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"If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all."
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
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"First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it."
Jeff Kinney
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"Zoo-Wee Mama!"
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"Loded Diaper"
Jeff Kinney
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"that if you don't read nobody does"
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
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"i think you should read Dairy of a wimpy kid."
Jeff Kinney
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"I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!"
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)
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"hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!"
Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days)
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