"Dogs have their day but cats have 365."
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who... Omnibus 02 (Books 4-6): The Cat Who Saw Red / The Cat Who Played Brahms / The Cat Who Played Post Office)

"Cats are cats . . . the world over!
These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.
-James Mackintosh Qwilleran"
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who Saw Stars)

"Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer."
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern)

"People who really appreciated animals always asked their names."
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern)

"Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?"
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who Could Read Backwards)

"Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in."
— Lilian Jackson Braun (The Cat Who Sang for the Birds)