"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
— Charles M. Schulz

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."
— Charles M. Schulz

"If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
— Charles M. Schulz

"All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
(Snoopy, at his typewriter)"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos."
— Charles M. Schulz

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults."
— Charles M. Schulz

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"Charlie Brown: What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?
Lucy: Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?
Charlie Brown: No.
Lucy: As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: You were born to live in this world, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
— Charles M. Schulz

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
— Charles M. Schulz

"It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up."
— Charles M. Schulz (It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, Snoopy)

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."
— Charles M. Schulz

"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel."
— Charles M. Schulz

"LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?
CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner.
SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.
LINUS: BLECH!"
— Charles M. Schulz

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
— Charles M. Schulz

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Bahagia ialah menyukai apa yang anda lakukan dan melakukan apa yang anda sukai."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Meet the kite eating you sick monster."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
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— Charles M. Schulz

"Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I come from a long line of generations!"
— Charles M. Schulz

"To dance is to live!"
— Charles M. Schulz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

"The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm."
— Charles M. Schulz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz