quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Charles M. Schulz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
— Charles M. Schulz

"All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
(Snoopy, at his typewriter)"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Nothing quite takes the taste out of penut butter like unrequited love."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Charlie Brown: What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?
Lucy: Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?
Charlie Brown: No.
Lucy: As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: You were born to live in this world, right?
Charlie Brown: Right.
Lucy: WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

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— Charles M. Schulz

"Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. "
— Charles M. Schulz

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
— Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more
than one night."
— Charles M. Schulz