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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
Charles M. Schulz
“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
Charles M. Schulz
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.”
Charles M. Schulz
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”
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“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
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“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
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“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”
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“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
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“Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”
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“Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”
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“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”
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“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
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“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”
Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown's Little Book of Wisdom
“I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.”
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“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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“Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.”
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
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“In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.”
Charles M. Schulz
tags: life
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
Charles M. Schulz
“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”
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“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
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“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.”
Charles M. Schulz
“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”
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