Jimmy Buffett > Quotes

“Breathe in, breathe out, move on...”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some of it's magic and some of it's tragic but I had a good life all the way.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Shells sink, dreams float. Life's good on our boat. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy.
2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change.
3. You don't want to go to jail.
4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.
5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.
6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!”
― Jimmy Buffett, Tales from Margaritaville

“If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I'm growing older, but not up.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder,
So I can't look back for too long.
There's just too much to see waiting in front of me,
and I know that I just can't go wrong.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along the
way.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some people never find it
Some only pretend
But I just want to live
Happily ever after, now and then”
― Jimmy Buffett

“later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“We are the people our parents warned us about.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“If life gives you limes make margaritas.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read,
I need protection from the things in my head . . .”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases...”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends.
If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.”
― Jimmy Buffett, Tales from Margaritaville

“Breathe in, breathe out, move on
”
― Jimmy Buffett

“My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around...”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Salty Piece of Land

“The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Cheeseburger in paradise!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“If we couldnt laugh we would all go insane.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“When you go to the movies these days, you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organziation in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I want Junior Mints.We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some of its magic, Some of its tragic…But I had a good life all the way”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Without geography you're nowhere.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Life was just a tire swing.
'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing.
Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken,
And I never knew a thing about pain.
Life was just a tire swing.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“It's not the books by Stephen King that I read,
I need protection from the things in my head . . .”
― Jimmy Buffett

“There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Salty Piece of Land

“HOLY COW!

Wrinkles only go where smiles have been.”
― Jimmy Buffett