quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

"Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes."
— Jordan Sonnenblick (Zen And The Art Of Faking It)

"It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion"."
— Jordan Sonnenblick (Drums, Girls, And Dangerous Pie)

"Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap!'"
— Jordan Sonnenblick