"Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it."
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people."
— Kim Harrison

"What are you?" I rasped.
It smiled. "Whatever scares you.""
— Kim Harrison (Dead Witch Walking)

" 'Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled."
— Kim Harrison (A Fistful of Charms)

""By Tink's diaphram...!""
— Kim Harrison

"'And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.'"
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. "
— Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails)

" 'Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?'"
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people."
— Kim Harrison (For a Few Demons More)

"Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate."
— Kim Harrison (A Fistful of Charms)

"A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line."
— Kim Harrison (A Fistful of Charms)

"Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.'"
— Kim Harrison (Dead Witch Walking)

"'You look like the vamp who bled the cat.'"
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another."
— Kim Harrison

"Nothing is so hard that it can't be found by searching.
"
— Kim Harrison (White Witch, Black Curse)

"God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)"
— Kim Harrison (Once Dead, Twice Shy)

"But a slow, deeply satisfied smile came over him, and his breath quickened. 'So softly it starts,' he whispered. 'Foolishly clever and with an unsurvivable trust. It just saved your miserable life, that questionable show of thought, my itchy-witch.' Al’s smile shifted, becoming lighter. 'And now you will live to possibly regret it.' "
— Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails)

"She reeked of tenure"
— Kim Harrison (The Good, the Bad, and the Undead)

"Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul."
— Kim Harrison (Dead Witch Walking)

"'Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives.
'The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David’s answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement. "
— Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails)

"Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space."
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

" 'You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried."
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks"
— Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails)

"“I like the second better, but the first fits with the vampire watching what she can’t have.” I blinked. “What he can’t have,” I amended, flushing."
— Kim Harrison

"His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he’d tell me Ivy had it."
— Kim Harrison (A Fistful of Charms)

""I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose"."
— Kim Harrison

"I gestured my frustration. “I don’t know. She’s much better already. She wasn’t talking half an hour ago.
Look at her now.”
We all turned, finding Ceri sobbing quietly and drinking her tea in small reverent sips as the pixy girls
hovered over her. Three were plating her long, fair hair and another was singing to her.
“Okay,” I said as we turned back. “Bad example.”"
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust."
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"One person can't hold anything, but two can have the world..."
— Kim Harrison (A Fistful of Charms)

""Rachel candy.""
— Kim Harrison

"God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid!

Ron from Dead Witch Walking"
— Kim Harrison

"Tink's Panties!"
— Kim Harrison

"“And what’s important to you?” I asked.
Marshal thought while we maneuvered around Darth Vader, who was struggling to keep from hitting the wall with his helmet blocking his vision. “Success at work. Having fun doing it. Caring for someone and supporting their interests because you like to see them happy. Having them care about and support yours simply because they want to see you happy.”
"
— Kim Harrison