Bill Myers > Quotes

“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of the wrapper!”
― Bill Myers, My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

“I'm alergic to dying, I break out in a bad case of death every time it happenes."
-Wally McDoogle”
― Bill Myers, My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

“I hope this story provokes you as much as it provoked me to write it.”
― Bill Myers, The God Hater: A Novel