quotes by Elaine Dundy

"It's just that I know the world is so wide and full of people and exciting things that I just go crazy every day stuck in these institutions. I mean if I don't get started soon, how will I get the chance to sharpen my wits? It takes lots of training. You have to start very young."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"That's my answer to the question what is your strongest emotion, if you ever want to ask me: Curiosity, old bean. Curiosity every time."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"Now here's the heavy irony. So I went back to New York to become a librarian. To actually seek out this thing I've been fleeing all my life. and (here it comes): a librarian is just not that easy to become...Apparently there's a whole filing system and annotating system and stamping system and God knows what you have to learn before you qualify."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"He tried to kiss me. One of the few things that had impressed me in college was a Southern girl’s account o how she avoided being kissed on the doorstep of her house once by wearing a flower in her hair and sticking it in her mouth when she said good night. Only I had no flower."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"I always expect people to behave much better than I do. When they actually behave worse, I am frankly incredulous."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"I don't always understand other people's motives. I will repeat that for my own benefit, if you don't mind. I don't always understand other people's motives."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"'If the recently graduated college alumna can't turn her trained brain to some intelligent awareness of our responsibilities in World Affairs, we're going to foul up our leadership like England did, as sure as God made little green apples.'"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"If I wanted so much to go-- if everything I wanted in the whole world was on the other side of that door, why didn't I just go?... What kept me frozen there in a despair composed equally of impotent rage and a strange reluctance to shatter some exquisite but invisible structure, neither the shape nor purpose of which was apparent to me? In a words, what the hell was going on?"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"[T]wo Americans re-encountering each other after a certain time in a foreign land are supposed to clamber up their nearest lampposts and wait tremblingly for it all to blow over."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"'I only did it,' I said, 'now this is going to be the truth, Teddy, I only did it because it seemed to be the glamorous thing to do at the time. It was my ideal of glamour.'"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"I felt my attention wandering off. It generally does at the phrase "mere child.""
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"A rowdy bunch on the whole, they were most of them so violently individualistic as to be practically interchangeable."
— Elaine Dundy

"Now called for something drastically un-running away. Now called for--what? Suddenly I had it. Now called for being a librarian! (--Sally Jay Gorce)"
— Elaine Dundy

"Tell her next time to look where she's going."
— Elaine Dundy

"I remember a little later wondering why things always turn out to be diametrically opposed to what you expect them to be. It's no good even trying to predict what this opposite will be because it always fools you and turns out to be the opposite of that, if you see what I mean. If you think this is geometrically impossible all I can say is that you don't know my life"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"Boy, this really wasn't one of his days. He just couldn't put a foot right. It was a situation all too familiar to me, this business of setting off on the wrong foot and doggedly remaining there. Only I'd never watched it from the outside before. It was fascinating."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"'Tell me something,' I asked him, 'tell me exactly how we wold live. This isn't just idle curiosity. It's difficult to explain, but I just somehow feel that I never really have lived; that I never really will live - exist or whatever - in the sense that other people do. It drives me crazy. I was terribly aware of it all those nights waiting for you in the Ritz bar looking around at what seemed to be real grown-up lives. I just find everybody else's life surrounded by plate glass. I mean I'd like to break through it just once and actually touch one.'"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"The vehemence of my moral indignation surprised me. Was I beginning to have standards and principles, and, oh dear, scruples? What were they, and what would I do with them, and how much were they going to get in my way?"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"'Please forgive me, but I've never had to change my mind so often at such short notice in my whole life. It's quite breathtaking. You see, first I thought you wanted my body, then I thought you wanted my love, then my life even, happily-ever-after and all that sort of thing, and now it turns out it is merely my money. Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you.' ...
'For what?' ...
'For restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.'"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"I have never known anyone with less money and less visible means of getting hold of it. He had slept around everywhere, from the floors of friends’ studios, to the Metro. There were days when he had literally no money at all, and after a string of such days he would go to the blood bank and sell his blood. More often than not he spent this money on tickets to the ballet."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"I imagined there must be hundreds and thousands and millions of people quiet in the dark out there, waiting with baited breath for me, up on that stage and bathed in colored lights, to say something. I opened my mouth and—hooray—they were going to listen."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"[T]he question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don’t we all anyway; might as well get paid for it."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"…I looked at those patient huddlers on the [Embassy] benches who had hardly moved, and a horrible irony hit me: they wanted so badly to get into the States; I wanted so badly to stay out."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"Hated France when I first got over here. Got on the train at Le Havre, and looked out of the window and thought it looked so exactly like America, I wanted to cry. The scenery flying past, the hills and barns and cows, were just the sort of things you keep coming across through a train window in the States. The Untrained Eye, I told myself, training it enough to see that all the signs were written in French, at the same time letting the untrained nose get its first exotic whiff of garlic from my traveling companions, and the untrained stomach its first attack of French dysentery. But still, these were the only differences. I asked myself finally what exactly did I expect France to look like? No answer."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"What’s the use of remembering anything? If it was unpleasant it was unpleasant and if it was pleasant it’s over."
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

"The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!"
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)

""Now here's the heavy irony. So I went back to New York to become a librarian. To actually seek out this thing I've been fleeing all my life. and (here it comes): a librarian is just not that easy to become...Apparently there's a whole filing system and annotating system and stamping system and God knows what you have to learn before you qualify.""
— Elaine Dundy (The Dud Avocado)