"You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!"
— Lauren Myracle (ttfn)

"There's something strange about this big pink bunny..."
— Lauren Myracle (l8r, g8r)

"Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!"
— Lauren Myracle

"Damn you. WHY do you plant these things in my head?"
— Lauren Myracle (ttyl)

"So as a seventh grader, no, you weren't friends with people you didn't like. But sometimes you also weren't friends with people you did like, which was complicated, and which didn't make any sense if you tried to explain it. Sometimes things just changed. That's where the sadness came in."
— Lauren Myracle (Thirteen)

"I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here."
— Lauren Myracle

"'Just because you're into Kate...well, it doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. Although it's okay if you are. But if that's what's worrying you...' Ariel sighed. 'God. It shouldn't be so hard to talk about this stuff. All I'm saying is maybe you're gay and maybe you're not. Maybe you're bi. Or maybe it's totally a Kate thing. Maybe you'd want to be with her whether she was a girl or a boy.'
I blinked. I didn't know if what she said made things better or worse."
— Lauren Myracle (Kissing Kate)