"I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)"
— MaryJanice Davidson

"Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around)."
— MaryJanice Davidson

"Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand flashbulb went off in her face.
"
— MaryJanice Davidson

""It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts.""
— MaryJanice Davidson (Undead and Unemployed)

""I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.""
— MaryJanice Davidson

"She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned."
— MaryJanice Davidson (Faeries Gone Wild)

"You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please."
— MaryJanice Davidson (Swimming Without a Net)

"Elizabeth Anne Taylor
April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004
Our Sweetheart, Only resting"
— MaryJanice Davidson (Undead and Unreturnable)