quotes by Will Rogers
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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. "
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
tags:
humor,
inspirational
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"The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
— Will Rogers
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
— Will Rogers
tags:
experience,
learning
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"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
tags:
success
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"I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
""Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.""
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way"
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
tags:
war
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"Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
"The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
tags:
politics
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"You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people."
— Will Rogers
— Will Rogers
