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“The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.”
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“You can't process me with a normal brain.”
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“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
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“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
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“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
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“You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!”
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“It ain't a party til something gets broken.”
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“Can't is the cancer of happen”
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“I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second, I’m not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn. Because look what I’m dealing with, man — I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets.”
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“Duh, Winning!!!!


(hhahaha)”
Charlie Sheen, Major League
“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!”
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“I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.”
Charlie Sheen, Major League
“Winning”
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“I GOT TIGAR BLOOD”
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“I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
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“I blinked and cured my brain.”
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“Winning!”
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“Can't is the cancer of happening.”
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“Win everywhere”
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“I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.”
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