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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
tags:
absurd
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"Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. "
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
tags:
absurd
21 people liked it
"I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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— Spike Milligan
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— Spike Milligan
"My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. "
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
tags:
life
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""A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush""
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
tags:
humour
4 people liked it
" "What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
"A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
"Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye"
— Spike Milligan
"A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
"Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye"
— Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
— Spike Milligan
— Spike Milligan
"The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. Which shows just how wrong you can be as he never played the game in his life."
— Spike Milligan (Puckoon)
— Spike Milligan (Puckoon)
tags:
humor
1 person liked it
"'Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?'
'I can say it, Father' said Milligan, 'but I haven't got it.'
'I've got it,' thought Dr Goldstein, 'but I'm not going to say it.'"
— Spike Milligan (Puckoon)
'I can say it, Father' said Milligan, 'but I haven't got it.'
'I've got it,' thought Dr Goldstein, 'but I'm not going to say it.'"
— Spike Milligan (Puckoon)
tags:
humor
1 person liked it
"A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior"
— Spike Milligan (The Essential Spike Milligan)
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior"
— Spike Milligan (The Essential Spike Milligan)
"'Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?'
'I can say it, Father' said Milligan, 'but I haven't got it.'
'I've got it,' thought Dr Goldstein, 'but I'm not going to say it'"
— Spike Milligan
'I can say it, Father' said Milligan, 'but I haven't got it.'
'I've got it,' thought Dr Goldstein, 'but I'm not going to say it'"
— Spike Milligan
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Irish comic author and poet Spike Milligan has a phrase in Gaelic on his gravestone. In English, what does it mean?
a. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree
b. I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens
c. I told you I was ill
d. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven
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a. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree
b. I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens
c. I told you I was ill
d. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven
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