quotes by Adam Rex

"Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you."
— Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)

"For the gentle werelibrarian,
who's strictly vegetarian,
there's nothing like Tofillager
the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER"
— Adam Rex (Frankenstein Takes the Cake)

"'YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.'
'Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.'
'Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.'"
— Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)

"'Is there a short-eared koobish, then?'
'Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.'
We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up."
— Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)

"Werefor you knowing it? If you took every Gorg in the galaxy, and stacked them one on top of the other, the Gorg would kill you."
— Adam Rex (The True Meaning of Smekday)