false 5738 8826 0552999458 9780552999458 67 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765386m/8826.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765386s/8826.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8826.Dead_Famous 3.52 597 5738 3.51 3932 407 2001 8830 0552771848 9780552771849 31 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388m/8830.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388s/8830.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8830.Popcorn 3.35 420 5738 3.51 3932 407 1996 8828 0552999954 9780552999953 34 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765387m/8828.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765387s/8828.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8828.High_Society 3.66 368 5738 3.51 3932 407 2002 8833 0385334656 9780385334655 19 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388m/8833.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388s/8833.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8833.Inconceivable 3.38 300
When Lucy first suggested they make a baby, Sam was gung ho--after all, sleeping with his wife is one of Sam's favorite things to do. Then out came the thermometers, followed by the holistic home remedies--not to mention some humiliating bouts with specimen jars. Soon Lucy's demands are driving Sam out of his mind. That is, until Sam conceives a plan of his own: He'll write a screenplay based on his and Lucy's poignant (and often uproarious) efforts to conceive a child. It could be a big hit. It might even make Sam's career. Or cost him his marriage . . .

From the award-winning author of Popcorn and Blast from the Past comes this hilarious and heartbreaking new novel--a provocative two-sided look at one couple's Inconceivable dilemma. From sperm that swim backward to aromatherapy run amok, procreation for Lucy and Sam has turned into a grisly little war. But if Lucy feels barren as the Sahara, and Sam thinks his gay friends will be fathers before he is, they're about to have yet another problem on their hands: saving the love that once was everything they had. . . .
]]> 5738 3.51 3932 407 1991 8829 0552771236 9780552771238 20 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388m/8829.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388s/8829.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8829.Past_Mortem 3.59 302 5738 3.51 3932 407 2004 242242 0552154482 9780552154482 10 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1195937623m/242242.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1195937623s/242242.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242242.Stark 3.51 231 5738 3.51 3932 407 1989 2164457 0552773905 9780552773904 68 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1256033735m/2164457.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1256033735s/2164457.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2164457.Blind_Faith 3.42 248 5738 3.51 3932 407 2007 242241 059305749X 9780593057490 29 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1173053822m/242241.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1173053822s/242241.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242241.Chart_Throb 3.33 227
95,000 hopefuls. Three judges. Just one winner.

And that’s Colin Simms, the genius behind the show.

Colin always wins, because Colin writes the rules. But this year, as he sits smugly in judgment on the mingers, clingers and blingers whom he has pre-selected in his carefully scripted “search” for a star, he has no idea that the rules are changing. The “real” is about to be put back into “reality” television, and Colin and his fellow judges (the nation’s favourite mum and the other bloke) are about to become ex-factors themselves.

From the best-selling author of The First Casualty, Popcorn, and Dead Famous comes Chart Throb. One winner. A whole bunch of losers.


From the Trade Paperback edition.]]> 5738 3.51 3932 407 2006 8831 0385334524 9780385334525 14 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388m/8831.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765388s/8831.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8831.Blast_from_the_Past 3.37 226 Blackadder, The Young Ones, and The Thin Blue Line, Elton, author of Popcorn, lights up the literary sky with Blast from the Past.

Part noir thriller, part hilarious send-up of the politics of extremism, Blast from the Past is the new novel from English comedy phenomenon (stand-up, playwright, television writer, and author) Ben Elton--a name soon to be known in all circles once Joel Schumacher's film of his book Popcorn reaches the silver screen.

In the early 80s, when Polly was a seventeen-year-old ideological peace protestor and Jack was a U.S. Army captain stationed at England's Greenham Common, the two had a secret and very unlikely affair. No two people could have had more to argue about, save that they couldn't live without each other, yet one day Jack came to the conclusion that he loved soldiering more than Polly and sacrificed their love to be a career army man.

Now, sixteen years later, Polly is a lonely thirty-something social services employee and Jack is a four-star general who has returned to Britain to find her, his only true love. With only one night to resolve their differences, and a knife-wielding stalker lurking in the shadows, for everyone concerned this will be a night like no other.


From the Hardcover edition.]]> 5738 3.51 3932 407 1998 8827 0552771309 9780552771306 26 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765387m/8827.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765387s/8827.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8827.The_First_Casualty 3.68 210 5738 3.51 3932 407 2005 242252 0552154490 9780552154499 8 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1207747120m/242252.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1207747120s/242252.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242252.Gridlock 3.57 183 5738 3.51 3932 407 1991 8834 055277183X 9780552771832 12 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765389m/8834.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765389s/8834.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8834.This_Other_Eden 3.59 172
If the end of the world is nigh, then surely it’s only sensible to make alternative arrangements. Certainly the Earth has its good points, but what most people need is something smaller and more manageable. Of course there are those who say that’s planetary treason, but who cares what the weirdos and terrorists think? Not Nathan. All he cares is that his movie gets made and that’s there’s somebody left to see it.

In marketing terms the end of the world will be very big. Anyone trying to save it should remember that.


From the Paperback edition.]]> 5738 3.51 3932 407 1993 70958 0140296085 9780140296082 7 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752103m/70958.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752103s/70958.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/70958.Blackadder_The_Whole_Damn_Dynasty_1485_1917 4.61 62
Then look no further. Blackadder: The Whole Damn Dynasty is the book for you. Here, at last, for the first time, are the full scripts of one of British television's funniest comedies. Follow the hilarious misadventures of the despicable Edmund Blackadder and his dimwitted sidekick Baldrick through four centuries of hopelessly mangled English history: from medieval nastiness through Elizabethan and Regency glory, to the mud and sauteed rats of the First World War. Aside from the ball-bouncingly funny scripts themselves, Blackadder also features special bonus sections: "Instruments of Torture in the Late Middle Ages"; "Medieval Medicine" ("1. Herbs; 2. Leeches; 3. Saw It Off"); and an indispensable "Index of Blackadder's Finest Insults."]]> 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 1998 242255 0722157657 9780722157657 3 http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-111x148.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-60x80.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242255.Bachelor_Boys 3.78 9 5738 3.51 3932 407 1985 70964 0563494557 9780563494553 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752106m/70964.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752106s/70964.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/70964.Blackadder_Goes_Forth 4.75 8 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 1995 1060812 0747408890 9780747408895 1 http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-111x148.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-60x80.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1060812.Gasping 3.62 8 5738 3.51 3932 407 1990 88795 0563558113 9780563558118 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171138266m/88795.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171138266s/88795.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/88795.The_Blackadder_Collection 5.00 1 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 1998 3212105 0563390344 9780563390343 0 http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-111x148.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-60x80.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3212105.Blackadder_II_Complete_Series 4.40 5 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 1995 8835 0413736709 9780413736703 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765389m/8835.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1165765389s/8835.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8835.Ben_Elton_Plays_1 4.20 5 5738 3.51 3932 407 2000 70965 0563494549 9780563494546 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752106m/70965.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170752106s/70965.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/70965.Blackadder_the_Third 5.00 3 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 1992 1902101 0751501905 9780751501902 0 http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-111x148.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-60x80.jpg 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2924103 0.0 0 0 5738 3.51 3932 407 878895 0.0 0 0 1997 7154879 1602838380 9781602838383 0 http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-111x148.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/nocover-60x80.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7154879-blackadder-ii 0.0 0 11778 4.46 192 22 5738 3.51 3932 407 2010