Books by Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III
Average rating 3.80 · 4,074 ratings · 664 reviews · shelved 10,461 times

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	Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.64 avg rating — 512 ratings — published 2001 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.65 avg rating — 333 ratings — published 2006 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.56 avg rating — 303 ratings — published 2004	My rating:
	The Bizarro Starter Kit by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author), Andre Duza, D. Harlan Wilson (Goodreads Author), Jeremy Robert Johnson (Goodreads Author) 3.90 avg rating — 206 ratings — published 2006	My rating:
	The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.71 avg rating — 211 ratings — published 2005 — 3 editions	My rating:
	Apeshit by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.91 avg rating — 191 ratings — published 2008 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.94 avg rating — 162 ratings — published 2009 — 3 editions	My rating:
	Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.27 avg rating — 194 ratings — published 2003	My rating:
	Punk Land by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.00 avg rating — 126 ratings — published 2005	My rating:
	War Slut by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.52 avg rating — 130 ratings — published 2006 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.02 avg rating — 113 ratings — published 2006	My rating:
	Zombies and Shit by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.21 avg rating — 106 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Adolf in Wonderland by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.72 avg rating — 104 ratings — published 2007	My rating:
	The Faggiest Vampire by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.84 avg rating — 100 ratings — published 2009	My rating:
	Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.38 avg rating — 81 ratings — published 2009 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection by Ellen Datlow (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Corey Marks, Eric Shaller, M. Shayne Bell 3.84 avg rating — 90 ratings — published 2003 — 5 editions	My rating:
	Fishy-Fleshed by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.99 avg rating — 76 ratings — published 2004	My rating:
	Sex and Death in Television Town by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.78 avg rating — 78 ratings — published 2005	My rating:
	Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Avant Punk Book Club) by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.90 avg rating — 68 ratings — published 2006 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Ocean of Lard by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author), Kevin L. Donihe 3.56 avg rating — 73 ratings — published 2005	My rating:
	Electric Jesus Corpse by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.52 avg rating — 71 ratings — published 2002	My rating:
	Ultra Fuckers by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.95 avg rating — 61 ratings — published 2008 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Egg Man by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.35 avg rating — 54 ratings — published 2008 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Crab Town by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.16 avg rating — 55 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5 by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.73 avg rating — 59 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports by Kevin L. Donihe, Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) (Illustrator) 4.18 avg rating — 50 ratings — published 2006	My rating:
	Sunset with a Beard by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.96 avg rating — 51 ratings — published 2000 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Werewolves and Shapeshifters: Encounters with the Beast Within by John Skipp (editor), George R.R. Martin (contributor), Charlaine Harris (contributor), Neil Gaiman (Goodreads Author) (contributor) 3.90 avg rating — 50 ratings — published 2010	My rating:
	Teeth and Tongue Landscape by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.96 avg rating — 48 ratings — published 2006	My rating:
	The Morbidly Obese Ninja by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.67 avg rating — 51 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	My rating:
	The Steel Breakfast Era / The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.83 avg rating — 42 ratings — published 2003	My rating:
	Cybernetrix by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.37 avg rating — 35 ratings — published 2008	My rating:
	The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction by Kevin Donihe, Jeff Burk (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.57 avg rating — 28 ratings — published 2009	My rating:
	Christmas on Crack by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 3.67 avg rating — 30 ratings — published 2010	My rating:
	Fantastic Orgy by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.33 avg rating — 24 ratings — published 2011	My rating:
	Bradley Sands is a Dick by Andersen Prunty (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Bradley Sands (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Tony Rauch, Kristin Fouquet (Goodreads Author) 3.40 avg rating — 30 ratings — published 2009 — 2 editions	My rating:
	I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.58 avg rating — 19 ratings — published 2011	My rating:
	Angel Scene/Teeth and Tongue Landscape by Richard Kadrey (Writer/Illustrator), Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) (Writer), Brian Doogan (Illustrator) 3.81 avg rating — 21 ratings — published 2003	My rating:
	Armadillo Fists by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.57 avg rating — 14 ratings — published 2011	My rating:
	Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.29 avg rating — 14 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Avant-Garde for the New Millennium by Forrest Armstrong (Contributor/Editor), Steve Aylett (Contributor), Kek-w (Goodreads Author) (Contributor), Thomas Wiloch (Contributor) 4.50 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2009	My rating:
	Cancer-Cute: The Collected Chapbooks of Carlton Mellick III by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.12 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2006	My rating:
	Red World by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2012	My rating:
	The Handsome Squirm by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 4.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2012	My rating:
	Der Baby-Jesus-Anal-Plug by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2012	My rating:

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